Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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