so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
