seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Floor bacon is actually really good
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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