with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
