Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
tell me about the eggs
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