Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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