yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
