Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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