i think my mom watched the whole time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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