just come out here and I will go home with you...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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