yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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