Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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