After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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