I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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