if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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