It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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