its not stalking. its research.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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