PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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