Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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