just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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