Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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