She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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