im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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