He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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