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So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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