i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
well you can't waste a boner
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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