For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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