he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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