Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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