There was a lot of him and a little penis
This house was built for laser tag.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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