I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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