before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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