Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So much rum. So many feels.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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