Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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