Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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