Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Its about making memories worth repressing
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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