I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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