she was so not down for the gang bang
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Let's get the cat blown out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
