ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
