D3 body, D1 cock
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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