Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
