Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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