Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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