Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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