and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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