just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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