I wanna passion pit in your ass
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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