this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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