um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
