Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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