I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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